I Never Thought I’d Say This, But

Where are the skinny jeans with stirrups? That hideous 80’s fashion trend would be really handy right now because HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT MY SKINNY JEANS IN MY BOOTS WITHOUT STIRRUPS. When I stuff my jeans into short boots (Doc Martens, for instance) they bunch up around the ankles and I hate it so, so much. And with knee boots, of course, the jeans bunch up around your knees. I’ve tried tucking my jeans under my heels and it is impossible to keep them there. Does no one else have this problem? A stirrup attached to the jeans would keep them pleasantly stretched out instead of all fucked-up looking.

If these already exist, forgive me. I don’t have time to research fashion trends, I’m super busy, obviously.

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